Check before you advertise!

Ok, so it is not linked to my bucket list, but these just make me laugh

My brother has a obsession with a misplaced apostrophe, on many occasions he has been found laughing in shop windows at bad grammar.  Now I know this is sad and he is going through his midlife crisis, but as I have stated he is a big influence in my life and I now have started noticing advertising faux pas.

As and when I find them I will post them here for entertainment purposes only, and if anyone out there reads this and finds one of these, please email me or tweet me a picture and I will post and credit you with the finding.

At this potential school for my niece the physical education student
'never say's "I Cant"'

Bro - High School Visits

I think I should have a section dedicated to Bolton New Faux Pas

You would think with the sensitivity of the story that there would be certain checks to do before publishing

Wouldn't OCD make you check things before you advertise?
Pondo's Facebook

The Telegraph reported the following
statement on the 31/07/2013
"Best be careful about jumping to conclusions
 were Suarez is concerned"
Link to web page
Come on Telegraph, we expect better!
Lee Roberts - Work PC

Pasty Cafe at Chapelfield Shopping Centre
Food Hall,  Norwich
Inundated with hungry coal workers at lunchtimes...obviously
Craig and Ella, Norwich

BBC Three's Swansea based show "The Call Centre"
Twe is obviously very upset that the BBC cannot spell
"Manager" and refer to him as a Manger!
BBC - this is terrible!
Clare - at home

@twe_callcentre Twe? are you actually a Shift Manger? or a Manager?
@PondoBaba I think the term 'mentally challenged' suits me best mate

Thieves just aren't trying anymore
Advertising that they will steal your TV, cookers
and all scrap metal
Beewell, Walsall

It looks like the owner of Skoops thought,
"there must be an apostrophe somewhere"
Pondo - Bolton

Either this is a clever new marketing scheme from Mr Branson,
or someone is going to get a real treat this father's day
(Ian Havelock - Work PC)

Julie was clearly chuffed with her innuendo
and then it all went wrong....
Pondo - Walkden



From the same stall as the Holy Reeves
Broadlands - Norwich
Bro

Craig spotted this one in our local Indian Restaurant.
Told you he was obsessed with the apostrophe
(Shylet - Atherton)
Bro

This van was parked outside Ma's house
Again, Craig's obsession with the apostrophe
I love the fact that this has been approved by the company
AND the Sign Writer
Bro
The website (http://www.cranberryfayre.com) is riddled with
apostrophe nightmares
(Pondo)

The Classic "Holy Reeves"  Christmas sign
Norwich Ring Road
(Bro and Ella)

Unless there are more than 2 dads and their  2 lads that own
this shop, then what else do the lads and dads own?
Bro and Ella (Atherton High Street)

4 errors in one sign, impressive
Made in Britain - Stratford-Upon-Avon
(Bro and Ella)

Nicely typed, straight to the point, laminated...but general
Housekeeping insists on your Cutley being placed in the sink
(Beewell - Place of work)

In our local Indian Restaurant Apparently Massala is the
nationsFaviroute dish

Make sure you remeber about weekend
Meadowview Surgery website
(Little family victory on this one)

Not only is the spelling of "Where" incorrect,
 but  it also pure Leigth! "It were £19.99, then
it were £3.99 but nah it's £2.99"
(Leigh High Street)

Just a quality shagy rug
Poundstretcher, Atherton

Working in travel, Clare often sees the word "Accommodation"
on a regular basis.  It is amazing how many brochures and
websites seem to have trouble with this word
(Clare - Internet)

From "50 Shades of Grey".  How else do you take off socks?
Andy Parsons - Lowry 03/05/2013
@MrAndyParsons

Chinese buffet in Swinton
Interesting Choice of flavours
Pondo - Swinton

All Day Every Day (except weekends)

so just Every Weekday then?

Butcher's, Chef's and of course we cannot forget

the "Sasages"

Beewell - Walsall